You are the kind of friend that

if my house was burning down

you will be chatting up the fireman.

You are the kind of friend that

steals my umbrella in the rain

and says ‘run bitch it’s raining!’.

You are the kind of friend that

laughs when i fall ,

then trips me again when i get up.

You are the kind of friend that

can’t bail me out of jail because 

you are sitting right next to me smiling.

But most of all You are the kind of friend that

will be with me until our last breath, 

the kind that will be chasing me around 

the nursing home trying to hit me with

your walking stick when we’re old and saggy. 

You are a FOREVER friend.

a TRUE friend.